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 Updated: 18/04/2002

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MP3Opening Sound: Opening music - Great startup sound! 13254 74kb
WAV 20653 141kb
    
MP3Narrator: The world is changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air, much that once was, is lost, for none now live who remember. 10710 111kb
WAV 13067 187kb
    
MP3Milton: (mumbling) Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler. 10387 16kb
WAV 13263 28kb
    
MP3Racing Sound: (Engine sounds from the test run of the Eagle Talon) 9084 185kb
WAV 9444 378kb
    
MP3Smeagol: My precious, curse them. We hates them. It's ours it is and we wants it. 7772 57kb
WAV 9670 183kb
    
MP3Bill Lumbergh: Um, Iım going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow so if you could be here around 9, that would be great. Umkay... Oh, oh and I almost forgot, ah, Iım also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too ok. We, ah, lost some people this week and, uh, we need to sort of play catch up. Thanks... 6327 154kb
WAV 7310 251kb
    
MP3Bill Lumbergh: Iıll go a head and make sure you get another copy of that memo, umkay... 5444 15kb
WAV 7179 27kb
    
MP3Bill Lumbergh: If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on that would be great. 5344 22kb
WAV 7016 40kb
    
MP3Bill Lumbergh: (while Milton is mumbling)Weıre going to need to go ahead and move you downstairs in to storage B. We, ah, have some new people coming in and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific umkay. 5409 97kb
WAV 6418 207kb
    
MP3Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here serving as your assistant.

Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going to do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to mind. Milk.

Taj: Tit! Oh mommy, most Indians would say cow because they are sacred but I hear milk, I - I think giant jugs. You see I can not go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving, to to.. to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand you know, and I want to do how is it, park the porpoise, you know, I want to take it to the car wash and get it waxed. You know, I want to wax it and air dry, you know, air dry that shit. I would like to be your assistant very much Van Wilder.

4874 230kb
WAV 5923 422kb
    
MP3Nina: Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking, just a moment. 4900 19kb
WAV 5329 62kb
    
MP3Narrator: One ring to rule them all. 4045 17kb
WAV 5942 32kb
    
MP3Smeagol: They're thieves, they're thieves, they're filthy little thieves! 4205 38kb
WAV 5609 132kb
    
MP3Narrator: It began with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain holes and nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power. 4414 126kb
WAV 5369 185kb
    
MP3Gandalf: You cannot pass! 3632 11kb
WAV 6011 23kb
    
MP3Smeagol: Sooo bright. Sooo beautiful. Our preciousss... 3838 58kb
WAV 5690 181kb
    
MP3Engine Sound: Dominic's RX-7 4515 27kb
WAV 4837 57kb
    
MP3Boo: (Boo singing in the bathroom) 4211 35kb
WAV 5063 107kb
    
MP3Michael Bolton: (White guy rapping) Michael turns down the rap music when he sees the flower guy approaching. 4640 127kb
WAV 4376 271kb
    
MP3Milton: I said I don't care if they lay me off either because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit and I told Dom too because they moved my desk 4 times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were merry. 4281 90kb
WAV 4668 174kb