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| Office Space (1999) | 1710 | 15326.0 | 8.96 | ||||
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Office Space Sounds 21-40 of 70 Click the (next movie sounds page link) below for sounds 41-60. All sound files are zipped to save bandwidth, for information about how to unzip files visit here. |
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 MP3 | Peter: I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing. | 1235 | 34kb |
 WAV | 1441 | 53kb | |
 MP3 | Milton: I said I don't care if they lay me off either because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit and I told Dom too because they moved my desk 4 times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were merry. | 4281 | 90kb |
 WAV | 4668 | 174kb | |
| MP3 | Bill Lumbergh: Um, Iım going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow so if you could be here around 9, that would be great. Umkay... Oh, oh and I almost forgot, ah, Iım also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too ok. We, ah, lost some people this week and, uh, we need to sort of play catch up. Thanks... | 6327 | 154kb |
| WAV | 7310 | 251kb | |
| MP3 | Peter: So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized, ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, thatıs on the worst day of my life. Dr. Swanson: What about today, is today the worst day of your life? Peter: Yeah Dr. Swanson: Wow, thatıs messed up. | 1894 | 116kb |
| WAV | 2018 | 397kb | |
| MP3 | Peter: Is there any way that you could sorta just zonk me out so that like I donıt know that Iım at work, in here. Could I come home and think that Iıve been fishing all day or something? | 712 | 63kb |
| WAV | 888 | 112kb | |
| MP3 | Bill Lumbergh: Yeah hi it's Bill Lumbergh, it's about 10 oıclock, yeah, just, ah, wondering where you are. Yeah hi it's Bill Lumbergh again, ah, I just wanted to make sure you knew that we did start at the, ah, usual time this morning. Yeah, it isnıt a half day or anything, so if you could just go ahead and get here as soon as possible that would be terrific. | 3327 | 140kb |
| WAV | 3480 | 271kb | |
| MP3 | Anne: Listen asshole, nobody hangs up on me. We're through, oh and one more thing I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!! | 441 | 41kb |
| WAV | 457 | 80kb | |
| MP3 | The Bobs: What, what would you say, you do here? Tom Smykowski: Look I already told you, I deal with the god damn customers so the Engineers don't have to. I have people skills, I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people! | 2156 | 90kb |
| WAV | 2267 | 151kb | |
| MP3 | The Bobs: I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings when a man loves a woman. | 740 | 28kb |
| WAV | 733 | 52kb | |
| MP3 | Peter: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. Joanna: What's that? Peter: Well see they wrote all this bank software and, uh, to save space they used 2 digits for the date instead of 4 so like 98 instead of 1998, ah, so I go through these thousandıs of lines of code and uh... it doesnıt really matter I donıt like my job and I donıt think Iım going to go anymore. | 568 | 131kb |
| WAV | 672 | 240kb | |
| MP3 | Joanna: So you gonna quit? Peter: Nu uh, not really. Ah, I'm just going to stop going. | 939 | 29kb |
| WAV | 1209 | 55kb | |
| MP3 | Peter: Do you ever watch Kung Foo? Joanna: (Oriental Music) I love Kung Foo. | 417 | 25kb |
| WAV | 531 | 43kb | |
| MP3 | Bill Lumbergh: Hi Milton, whatıs happening? Ah, Iım gonna have to ask you to go ahead and move your desk again. So if you could go ahead and get it as far back against that wall as possible that would be great. That way weıll have some room for some of these boxes and things we need to put in here. And ah, oh, oh there it is. Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you, great... So if you could just get to that as soon as possible that would be terrific umkay. Thanks a bunch Milton. Milton: Okay, I can set the building on fire. | 3189 | 219kb |
| WAV | 3471 | 373kb | |
| MP3 | Peter: I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be. | 869 | 26kb |
| WAV | 1103 | 50kb | |
| MP3 | Peter: I generally come in at least 15 minutes late. Ah, I use the side door, that way Lumbergh canıt see me. And ah, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. The Bobs: Space out? Peter: Yeah I just stare at my desk, but it looks like Iım working. I do that for, uh, probably another hour after lunch too. Iıd say in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real actual work. | 2411 | 139kb |
| WAV | 2832 | 259kb | |
| MP3 | Peter: When I make a mistake, I have 8 different people cominı by to tell me about it. Thatıs my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of loosing my job. But you know Bob that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired. | 1032 | 66kb |
| WAV | 1304 | 131kb | |
| MP3 | Peter: Listen Iım gonna go, ah, itıs been really nice talking to both of you guys. The Bobs: Absolutely, the pleasureıs all on this side of the table. Trust me. Peter: Good luck with your layoffs alright, I hope your firings go real well. | 777 | 54kb |
| WAV | 921 | 106kb | |
| MP3 | The Bobs: Milton Waddams, yeah we, we canıt actually find a record of him being a current employee here. I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off 5 years ago and no one ever told him about it but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department he still gets a pay cheque. So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch. Dom Portwood: So, um, Milton has been let go. The Bobs: Oh, just a second there professor, we ah, we fixed the glitch. So he wonıt be receiving a pay cheque anymore so it will just work itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation when ever possible. | 1149 | 166kb |
| WAV | 1241 | 308kb | |
| MP3 | Bill Lumbergh: So, Peter whatıs happening. Ah, now are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
Peter: No.
Bill Lumbergh: Uh yeah, so I guess we should probably go ahead and have a little talk, hmm. Peter: Not right now Lumbergh, Iım, Iım kinda busy. In fact look Iım gonna have to ask you to go ahead and just come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple minutes | 2528 | 146kb |
| WAV | 2638 | 272kb | |
| MP3 | Bill Lumbergh: That sounds good Peter and ah we'll go ahead and get this all fixed up for you. | 825 | 24kb |
| WAV | 994 | 45kb | |
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