Movie Title

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National Lampoons Vegas Vacation (1997) 111 920.0 8.29
   Sounds: 17 Total Size: 1006KB Pictures: 0 Total Size: 0KB

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MP3Clark: What can I do with 5 dollars?

Blackjack Dealer: Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun? Hahaha!

1641 37kb
WAV 1915 62kb
    
MP3Cousin Eddie: It's people like you that blow the family nest-egg that built this town. 620 17kb
WAV 689 30kb
    
MP3Cousin Eddie: Oh, man, it is a blazin' out there! You're lucky you've got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. 481 31kb
WAV 523 54kb
    
MP3Audrey: Look at these people! Blinded by glitter and the almighty dollar. 367 21kb
WAV 374 42kb
    
MP3Ellen: Feeling lucky tonight, Sparky? 566 9kb
WAV 706 13kb
    
MP3Cousin Eddie: Aw, he's goooood! 463 11kb
WAV 560 20kb
    
MP3???: "Holiday Road Song" 3234 141kb
WAV 2467 292kb
    
MP3Clark: You know, honey...the guys at work tell me there's a special club we can join, if we meet in the bathroom. 341 28kb
WAV 363 40kb
    
MP3Blackjack Dealer: Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day! 1102 34kb
WAV 1367 55kb
    
MP3Cousin Eddie: Aww, look who's home! Heheh..this one here's my pride and joy! 236 23kb
WAV 269 37kb
    
MP3Cousin Eddie: Oh God! Oh God! Oh-Ho My God! 476 21kb
WAV 584 40kb
    
MP3Clark: I need to go someplace where a man can think.

Cousin Eddie: Oh,I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. The stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time.

396 39kb
WAV 490 64kb
    
MP3Clark: Oh yeah! Yuban coffee! You know, you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eatin' right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up! 269 40kb
WAV 267 60kb
    
MP3Clark: Did you know that blackjack is the only game where a smart player has a mathematical advantage over the house?

Girl at Blackjack table: Are you a professional?

Clark: Hmm? Nah, not really....Are you?

376 51kb
WAV 385 84kb
    
MP3Ellen: Really, Sparky? 183 9kb
WAV 196 12kb
    
MP3Clark: Eddie, don't you worry about radiation?

Cousin Eddie: All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, any my garden's spittin' out 50 pound tomatoes!

559 39kb
WAV 692 63kb
    
MP3Cousin Eddie: I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day, but what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw! 302 25kb
WAV 322 38kb
    

   
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