Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going to do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to mind. Milk.

Taj: Tit! Oh mommy, most Indians would say cow because they are sacred but I hear milk, I - I think giant jugs. You see I can not go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving, to to.. to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand you know, and I want to do how is it, park the porpoise, you know, I want to take it to the car wash and get it waxed. You know, I want to wax it and air dry, you know, air dry that shit. I would like to be your assistant very much Van Wilder.